{"product_id":"congrats-bitch-a6-card","title":"Congrats Bitch A6 Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCongrats Bitch card\u003c\/strong\u003e — a hand-designed congratulations greeting card with characterful scrapbook-collage lettering on bold pink, green and blue stripes. The perfect card for the friend who just smashed it — new job, promotion, big news, engagement, baby, house move, finally dumping him, whatever it is. Bold, cheeky, and exactly the energy your best mate deserves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eA lovely (and slightly rude) way to say \"i'm so bloody proud of you\" without the gushy stuff. For the friendships where \"bitch\" is a term of endearment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e✨ Original Moody Cow Studio design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e📄A6 size (105 × 148mm) \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e✉️ Comes with a pink envelope \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🖨 Printed on quality card stock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e💌 Blank inside for your own message\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e📦 Sent in a protective cellophane sleeve and rigid mailer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🚚 FREE UK delivery\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e🎀 Pairs beautifully with my other greeting cards — message me for bundle deals.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Moody Cow Studio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53992046461261,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0797\/5285\/5885\/files\/IMG-4038.png?v=1779897499","url":"https:\/\/moodycowstudio.com\/products\/congrats-bitch-a6-card","provider":"Moody Cow Studio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}